Archivist, Librarian, Professionally Curious. Interests: research, the "strange and unusual", art, music, museums, cemeteries, architecture, archaeology, genealogy, historic preservation, Autodidacticism
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instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture
I’ve reblogged, and you should too!
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let’s be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it’s okay you’ll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON’T FUCK YOU.
Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
Except for the bit about the spoon, this is me every day. No, I’m not clinical I’m pretty sure it’s just the Celtic heritage showing. And also, there’s music and dancing..now, about those cookies…and fucking…well, cookies are optional, hot chocolate and steak would be preferable…